Last night, the usually-skeptical Lisa Simpson fell in with some Wiccan girls, and while the witch hunt plot is tired, this clip has some choice quotes, like Bart's cruel analysis of the life decisions that lead a woman to Wicca.

"Lisa you're too young to be a witch! Savor the steps leading up to it: college anorexic, string of bad marriages, career disappointment, failed pottery shop, then when you're old and alone you can hit the witch thing hard."

Ouch! At least they left out "grow hair so long you can sit on it and add a purple streak."