December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping ListAnna North11/30/09 1:00pmFiled to: cover liesAllureMakeupAliensPartiesKirsten Dunstjaycee dugardMag HagmaghagGawkerTop602EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIf you've got a green-skinned friend with limited understanding of earthling manners, a copy of December's Allure may be just the gift for her.If your pal X'ortel needs advice on covering up those scales, she should look no further than Allure's "Starry Night" feature, which advocates tinted moisturizer on the cleavage and not one but two types of makeup on the legs. But where Allure truly shines is the social sphere — essential tips on activities most humanoids take for granted. Devoted followers will remember the immortal "How To Take A Shower," but the December issue expands on the seemingly-simple-activities theme by offering advice on how to talk to people. For instance, aspiring humans should try to relate current events back to fellow partygoers' lives. Allure's example: the Jaycee Dugard kidnapping. Charming! But X'ortel might not want to take her cue from alleged human Kirsten Dunst, whose insight after a recent cross-country road trip was, "wow, America is so poor." Celebrities, like aliens, want to seem down-to-earth, and Dunst is, as we say here, doin it rong.