The annual 'Pet-a-Porter' pet fashion show at London's Harrods found many miserable dogs dressed as Wizard of Oz characters and obviously wishing they could click their heels and be somewhere - anywhere - else.
"My god, the humiliation. Kill me now."
"Je suis triste, moi. Tres, tres triste."
"One paw in front of the other. One paw...in front..."
A proud taste...for scarlet and miniver.
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
"When a dog's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart."
"Carry me. I do not wish to sully my paw."
"Great. A winged monkey. Again."
"We need a little Christmas...we need a little Christmas...wait, I forgot my mantra."
"Nah...I'm wasted, I can' do it."
"The show must go on!"
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