Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Welcome To Ashro, where a lady dresses like a lady and there is no such thing as too matchy-matchy.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Whatever you're planning to wear to your company Christmas party is nowhere near as good as this. A red suit is clearly what your life has been lacking. Don't like this one?

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Try one like this instead.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Or this.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Or perhaps emerald green is more your thing.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

It goes on like this for pages and pages and pages! After a while, you start wearing down — believing that, yes, what you need to be wearing is a fancy skirt suit and a hat.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

An elegant black ensemble is probably what I'd choose. No word on whether it comes with Jeeves, to help you out of cars.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

All-over floral worries me. And I am, admittedly, a magpie maximalist: I like sequins and flowers and rhinestones and doodads. But I fear that wearing something like this would make me look like the new Von Trapp nanny who's gotten into the curtains. Or wallpaper.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Statuesque posture, unshakable confidence: Required; not included.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Sometimes overtly "feminine" fashion — adorned with flower blooms or buds and other veiled vaginal references — can be delicate, demure… almost weak. This, for some reason, reads "strength." …And "vulva-esque."

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Did I mention that Ashro has a wig section?

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Man, I love that the wigs come in gray. That means that somewhere out there, some sassy grandma is wearing this sassy cut.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Asymmetrical even!

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

So, here's why I have the Ashro catalog: I once ordered a caftan. To blog from home in. Feels slightly more appropriate than pajamas when the UPS guy shows up.

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

I can't vouch for the "approrpriate-ness" of the other casual wear Ashro offers, however…

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