Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

You want pageantry? You want SEXXXY? At the Victoria's Secret fashion show, you'll get it, along with a touch of Lil' Abner, a jot of Xanadu, and a whole lotta weird - whether you want it or not.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Mother Nature, she is very sexy, yes?"


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a muse"? Well, that's what I am. I'm a muse."


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Woo-hoo! Col-lege! Yay! Higher Education! Studying stuff rules!"


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"This way to Macbeth auditions?"


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Surprise! I'm not really a butterfly, it was a costume! It was me all along! Are you surprised?"


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"I'm an allegory for the gold standard. Crossed with a gentleman beetle. Obviously."


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

Wait, was I not supposed to really cut myself in half? Oh."


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

Wanna go to the Dog-patch Sadie Hawkins Day dance?


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Seriously? You're sure this is what real elves wear?"


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Bring me my platinum-encrusted dog, a martini straight-up and my house-boy. Now."


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself

"Um, my balloon popped. Could you help me blow it up?"

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