Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes!

Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

The one context in which Taylor Momsen's teen goth makes sense! Besides, you know, high school.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Jessica Szohr goes topical, too: this is vaguely Interview with the Vampire. Retro!


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Hey, if there's one place you can do steampunk spinster, this is it. Not that Agyness Deyn needs an excuse.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Rachel Roy boldly disregards the Tim Burton dress code, and as a result wears one of the more interesting - and certainly cheerful - outfits here. Dig the mixed patterns.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

The lovely Ashley Greene plays a clairvoyant vampire. Her dress plays angry shag carpeting.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Alexa Chung's eyes sparkle with the unholy light of the true fan.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Kristen Stewart looks chicer and more comfortable every time we see her. No mean feat at 19.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Genevieve Jones' shoes are altogether too gay for such a serious event. Does she not realize that young girls are dying with love all over the world?


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Fabiola Beracasa is...camera-ready. And yes, it is a teen vampire movie! Whatever, who doesn't love costumes?


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Lydia Hearst is 1920s ethereal. The "good" to Fabiola's "evil," if you will.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

I can't think of a single nice thing to say about Veronica Webb's getup, so let's move on for karmic purposes.


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Haha, Natalie Portman thought she could sneak in the back way, did she? Not on our watch, sister! Admit that twi-love!


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Ivanka Trump has the look, and the getup, of one who's just realized, wait, this isn't a charitable fundraiser?


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Amber Rose just refuses to leave home without her dunce cap!


Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

There are many embarrassing things about this event. This is obviously one of them.

Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

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