The 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party at LA's Chateau Marmont had Levi Johnston. It had Kim Kardashian. It had January Jones and Gabrielle Union and Olivia Wilde and Zoe Saldana. And yes, it was surreal:

GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

But, man, can January Jones work a red carpet. Love the hit of 60s polish with totally modern styling.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Jennifer Carpenter. Strapless. What more is there to say?


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Strapless. But this time we can say, "booties."


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

And when it comes to Shenae Grimes? "Necklace."

GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Maggie Grace's dainty little retro number has a decided "Anthropologie" vibe. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

When I did a scroll-up of Amanda Seyfried my thoughts went something like, "cute, shorts! Stevie Nicks' Belladonna! Pumpkin muffin!" (That just happened to be in my head though.)


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Gabrielle Union is basically saying, no, this is how you do LBD!


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Someone had to fill the disco-ball-mini quota, and Danielle Panabaker took one for the team.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Can't take my eyes off the arrows on Zoe Saldana's frock. "Spleen here!"


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Olivia Wilde often fails the beatific palette. Digging with the sharp futuristic-trophy-wife angles!


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

All I can say is, having attempted to drape a toga, Emma Stone's isn't too bad! It's hard!


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Rose McGowan: sweet, simple and pretty.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

See, this front-gather trend is one that will never make it to reality - at least that portion of it with breasts. But what say you about Jamie King's red carpet iteration?


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Like Alice Eve, I enjoy convent-ready eveningwear.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Jessica Stroup refuses to choose between statement pieces: she shall have the gold short-shorts and the mesh booties!


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

Trench dresses always scream "flasher." But as Marley Shelton shows, cute flasher!


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

AnnaLynne McCord's skirt is almost invisible to the naked eye.


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

It's always fun when Kim Kardashian just does classic bombshell. Yes, "fun."


GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

And...the man of the hour. Some stylist obviously crammed this saffron square into his pocket, and this stylist is obviously a Palin supporter.

GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

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