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By Dodai Stewart Nov 18, 2009 2:40 PM 44,439

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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom’s Secret Scientology Van

If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.

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