Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company...

Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

First things first: yes, K.Stew's posture betrays her habitual ambivalence, but she looks flat-out lovely.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

...and a million teenage girls swoon. He's obviously learned he can show up hung over and it makes no difference, so he does.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Why, you ask, was Joan Jett here? We don't question it (but we're pretty sure it has to do with the Joan Jett biopic Kristen is starring in).


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Even in cruel shoes and hinting at her gothic villain tendencies, Dakota Fanning looks sweet, poised, and perfect.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Disco-ready sequinage like Anna Kendrick's was, not shockingly, practically de rigeur.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Exhibit B: Actress Christian Serratos.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Lea Michele, meanwhile, sheds her nerd duds, impresses Joan Jett with her pipes, leathah. (Her shoes might be more comfy with an insole. Or five.)


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

One imagines that Mary Murphy's screams rivaled the tween twi-hards. Her dress is made for easy shrieking.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

I think Madeline Carroll dresses for all teen Twi-hards in this Gothic situation.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

The always-restrained Emma Roberts shows a quieter approach to vampire-appropriate sparkles.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Jennifer Love Hewitt is an old hand at teen fans, talking with the dead. No wonder she looks so relaxed.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Jailbait Taylor Lautner looks suave beyond his years.


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

On the one hand, I like the whole deco thing Stephanie Meyer's doing. On the other, this is odd and not terribly flattering. What say you?


Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon PremiereS

Actress Noot Seear brings us an ugly, a palpable ugly.

Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

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