In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together."
1.) Chris Brown loves women.
He appeared on The Wendy Williams Show today to continue The Remorse Tour '09.
2.) The Unveiling of Charla Nash
Charla—who had her hands and face gruesomely torn off by her friend's pet chimp—was interviewed by Oprah this week. Her eyes were lost in the attack, so she hasn't seen what she looks like.
Also, while I generally love primates, the one who attacked Charla looks like an asshole.
3.) Slade's smiley
4.) Ben Affleck's cameo on Curb Your Enthusiasm
If you blink, you'll miss him.
5.) Tabloid stars collide
On The Insider this week, Jon Gosselin was giving Levi Johnston some "parenting advice." Earlier in the week on the same show, he went into some detail about his responsibility as a parent.
And he also talked shit on Kate's hair and kissing skills.
6.) Speaking of hair…
This kid has been suspended from school for getting an elaborate design shaved into his head. He is not allowed to return unless he shaves the rest of his head. His parents are supporting his "freedom of expression." Judging from the way he speaks, this kid needs a lot more school, and a little less expression.
7.) Men blame everything on our periods!
9.) Stephanie Pratt is growing on me.
10.) "It's important for women to stick together."
Faux-minism is not the answer for tackling double standards, when you don't even know what "double standards" are.