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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues: "Banning douchebags from nightclubs is like banning pandas from bamboo forests - You're forcing them out of their natural environment. I suggest banning them from government, the media, and your pants instead." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to CockBibs Out Of Business?:

"O Cockbib my Cockbib! our fearful slurp is done,
The boner has weathered every rack, the dry prize we sought is won,
The hole is near, the non-spit balls I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the member grim and daring;
But O hard! hard! hard!
O the frayed edges,
Where on the floor my Cockbib lies,
Fallen cold and dead." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues: "First they came for the Ed Hardy tees, and I did not speak out-because I eschew graphic prints;
Then they came for the fake tanners, and I did not speak out-because I was not permanently orange;
Then they came for the popped collars, and I did not speak out-because I was rockin a hoodie;
Then they came for the patent leather shoes, and I did not speak out-because I like boat shoes better anyway;
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak out for me."

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