Friday fun:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human: "Ha, at first I read the post title as 'Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Jon Hamm' and I was like THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S REALLY DICK WHITMAN." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Boo, Whore! New Women's Mag Courts Whore Demographic: "Great. And I *just* used up my subscription budget re-upping SlutPants Quarterly for another year." • Best Comment of The Day, in response to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties: "How does this discourage relationships? The last time I checked, anal beads can't take me out to a nice dinner." You say: " I mean, honestly, you deserve better. If your anal beads are too embarrassed to be seen with you in public you need to move on." And! "They can be awfully stuck-up."

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