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In this full-page magazine ad, Cottonelle suggests you "Peruse our Hollywood beauty and fashion tips" to learn how toilet paper, "can help you achieve ready-for-your-close-up confidence." Since when does "red carpet glamour" mean having camera-ready nether regions? [Fashion Informer]
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