"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

That was Anna's email description to me regarding the 1st Annual Guggenheim Art Awards, held last night at Frank Lloyd Wright's 5th Avenue ziggurat. Add "Kylie Minogue," "Julianne Moore," and "a blue vagina" and that's about the size of it.

"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

As a sexy snail costume, this is fairly awesome. However, Kylie Minogue has sported for flattering frocks.


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

Model Dree Hemingway teaches a master class in "artsy society event" chic.


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

Lately Julianne Moore's been straying dangerously close to "Eileen Fisher" territory. Of course, she'd look good in a sack - luckily.


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

Yvonne Force is from the Art Production Fund. Hence the urchin arm-warmers and middle-school nails, you see.


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

Cynthia Rowley's all about the whimsy. Sometimes, apparently, that means "Snake Pit."


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

Would artist Hope Atherton be sporting this sexy hairball costume at any other time of year? I'm gonna go with "yes."


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

I love the elegant alternative-socialite look, as modeled by Anh Doung.


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

These are the Delicious Divas. The same ones who run the recipe website?


"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

I hate to tell model Kimbra, but...we can see her vagina. [Is this legal in NYC? -Ed.]

"Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

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