Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

We discovered a lot of things on last's night's episode! For instance:

When the designers sit with their backs to the runway, you assume that there's going to be an OMG AMAZING SURPRISE! Instead it was: Yawn.

Some unseen minions dragged their old garments onto the catwalk. Big deal.
(The kids had $100 and one day to make an outfit to complement on of their "best" garments on the show so far.)

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

We found out that Logan is extremely bowlegged.


No, really: Watch him walk.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

It was revealed that Gordana is a Bosnian Serb. How come it took this long to tell us that?!?!


We found out that Tim Gunn can be a little bitchy.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

We found out that Carol Hannah has three stars on her hand.


We found out that Althea hates Logan for stealing her zipper collar idea.



We found out that Irina's dial is stuck on catty.


We found out that Althea thinks Logan is hot, but that's part of why she hates him: "He thinks because he's, like, cute he can do whatever the [bleep]."



We found out that people call Irina "Meana Irina."



An example of Irina's mean: "Are you insane? Or are you drunk? You're supposed to get inspiration from your own look. Not from mine."

Actually, a lot of people were being snotty; Althea called Carol Hannah a "one trick pony," and Logan said of Gordana: "My grandma has better taste than that."

I have to say, for an episode called "The Best Of The Best, all the clothes were MEH.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

The judges liked Carol Hannah's flirty little dress. Kerry Washington especially loved the pockets.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

Irina's Aspen nighttime look was okay, although Nina said the dress "looked cheap."

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

Althea won with her cozy sweater and paper-bag waist pants which probably only look good on models.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

Guest judge Nick Verreos called Gordana's look "Office worker in Poland." Don't you mean Sarajevo?

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

Christopher's dress was called a "carnival float" and Heidi said "it looked like she took the bedspread with her." I think maybe what he needed was a hoop? Because the sketch is actually super cute.



The judges ripped Logan's look apart. Kerry Washington thought it was reptilian.



The worst part was when Heidi said, "I think this is one of our toughest decisions." Pardon? Our? Nick and Kerry just got there! Nina hasn't been around! These people haven't had to make decisions with you before! Nina looked like she wanted to laugh, since this season's judging is SUCH A JOKE. Kerry Washington's face was like, "Um, what she said." Nick just seemed scared.

Project Runway: And Then There Were FiveS

Anyway: Logan was Auf'd.

Click here to read my goodbye letter to Logan.