Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

It's either a sad or awesome state of affairs when Kimora Lee Simmons and Paris Hilton are the most demure and conservative women at an event. Welcome to the Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration at Culver City's Royal/T.

Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Artist Natalia Fabia's outfit is really appropriate for any situation, when you get right down on it.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Candice Yath, meanwhile, has tailored her Lolita duds for the occasion.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Designer Jessica Louise is clearly influenced by 40s glam...among other things.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Audrey Kitching: maximum flair.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Designer Yuko Yamaguchi may or may not always carry this doll. I wouldn't blame her.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Lenora Claire doesn't do cute, not even gothic-cute.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Artist Misha does!


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Miranda Cosgrove meets the punk-cute quota...barely. Cherries do count, though.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Tarina Tarantino's steampunk iteration is rounded out by a cameo. Well, kind of.


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

Really, Paris Hilton must be feeling practically matronly!


Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

And what do the adorable Ming Lee and Aoki Lee Simmons think of the adults' getups - thrilling or terrifying?

Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

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