Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave.

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account