• By Sadie
    Oct 21, 2009 2:40 PM 2,178
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    Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...

    Enter "JolieLips Lip Plumping & Enhancement System!" An intrepid MSNBC writer tested it and was duly Jolied, but the next day "it looked like I had been punched in the mouth." Apparently, vacuum-pumping your lips repeatedly results in bruising. [MSNBC]


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