Today's episode featured a landlord suing his tenant for assault after the tenant tackled him to the ground when the landord tried to confiscate his marijuana. JJ said that nobody has a legal right to take anything from anyone.

The plaintiff did, in fact, have a prescription for medical marijuana due to a neck injury, but JJ knew it was baloney when she found out that he's a surfer. Still, she dismissed the plaintiff's case, because he had no legal standing.

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