Fashion Group International of Los Angeles' 'Meet The Designers' at the Standard Hotel was, it must be said, a train-wreck. I wish these designers would show up on Project Runway to hear Michael take on these monstrous getups.

Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Kathy Ireland hopes to blind us with her golden aura. It's like looking at the sun.


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Designer CoCo Johnson: Adele Bloch-Bauer called. She wants her gown back.


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Designer Ina Sultani is absolutely right: what this outfit was missing was Karen O gloves.


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Aww, Nick Verreos was always one of the most endearing of the Project Runway competitors. Is model Lisa Blades wearing his design?


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Josie Maran has forgotten her pants. Or maybe her cat shredded those, too?


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Can I admit that I'm totally drawn to model Keri English's melted ice cream-Mrs. Roper special?


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Designer Anastasia Fontaine is apparently channeling a five-year-old. Specifically, one of Theresa's daughters from Real Housewives of New Jersey.


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

See, Trina Turk shows 'em how eccentric designer should be done!


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Let's just say: her name is Meghan Fabulous. Her getup is worthy of her name.


Meet The Designers? Um, No ThanksS

Designer Maya Yogev brings us an ugly, a palpable ugly.

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