Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

A remote-controlled zombie with a brain-shaped remote makes quite the stocking stuffer.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

So many winners on this page, but the golden fertility idol pen holder and the Lost Ark bank are the ones that really caught my eye. The legless Short Round statue is terrifying, and the Delorean is cool, but not super useful.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Ooh — sure to be a hot toy come Christmastime! They made the doll of Tiana from The Princess And The Frog super pretty. The plush frogs are cute too, and there must be someone you know who's dying for a Slimer bank?

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Attention Twihards! You can choose from THREE different kinds of Sparkle Vamp. There's the Byronic effete version; the über-pale Barbie version and the "very detailed" sick of Hollywood bullshit model. ZOMGSPARKLEVAMP4EVA! Question: Where is my Buff Werewolf? Team Jacob has been robbed.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

In case you didn't believe that Robert Pattinson's glare had been recreated: Believe.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Prefer wizards to sparkle vamps? Draco Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange dolls should satisfy you.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Ben Linus bobblehead: Creeptastic!

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Remember when Strawberry Shortcake got a makeover? This is what she looks like now. Shed a tear for your destroyed childhood.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Can we just pretend we didn't see the pages of busty Anime girls with removable clothing? No? Dammit.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

When I say I need an R2D2 USB hub, I mean now.

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Question: Is the Heidi Klum Barbie supposed to look like Heidi Klum? Because it doesn't. (The legs. So thin. I cry.)

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Question: If you purchase a zombie oil painting, have you made an intelligent art-buying decision? As in, the kind that takes BRAINS?

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Question: Can you believe that there is a Twilight flash drive — complete with Cullen family crest — and it's actually pretty cool? (ZOMG WHAT AM I SAYING? I HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE SPARKLE VAMP)

Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come TrueS

Question: May I please have life-size versions of the Jonathan Adler Barbie dress — AND LAMP — for my wardrobe and bedroom?

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