wtf 990 17,141 Woman Gets Super Sweet Valentine’s Day Note Asking Her Not to Dress Like Such a Whore

roe v world 340 1,286 Law Forcing Abortion Seekers to Have Vaginal Probe Totally OK Since They’ve Already Been Penetrated

college 325 7,792 Classmates Were Afraid of ‘Hot for Teacher’ Essayist

dirt bag 233 25,281 The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together

roe v world 221 5,000 Stupid Bill Banning Prenatal Racism Passes Out of Committee

chris brown 182 36,808 A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown

technology 178 1,743 Texting Makes You Hate Words

pill baby pill 159 69,080 Congressional Birth Control Hearing Involves Exactly Zero People Who Have a Uterus

worth it 153 8,677 Worth It: You Gotta Have Mobs of Swabs

dogs 151 17,228 Dogs That Look Like Dicks

college 139 49,206 The Creepy ‘Hot for Teacher’ Essays That Got a Student Kicked Off Campus

rogue rules 135 19,977 Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President

rick santorum 126 10,841 Rick Santorum Distances Self From Hilarious ‘Gals Should Keep Their Legs Closed’ Jokester

downton abbey 104 11,674 Four Words: Downton Abbey Paper Dolls

roe v world 90 21,895 How in the Hell are We Supposed to Grant Fertilized Eggs Constitutional Rights?

wtf 89 17,542 Do You Have One of Those Fancy Toothbrushes That Mangles Your Face?

health 82 9,852 Your Mother Was Right: If You Don’t Get Enough Sleep, You’re Going to Get Sick

sports 81 9,184 Saudi Arabia Was Just Kidding About Letting Women Compete in the Olympics

travel 73 21,684 Mom With Crying Baby Unwisely Uses the Emergency Exit to Get Off the Plane Faster