Here's what Pier Paolo Piccioli, who, with Maria Grazia Chiuri, now helms Valentino, described his collection's muse: "She's kind of a delicate, romantic contemporary fairy princess who's walking in this digital enchanted garden..." In other words: visible breasts.

Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

A straight-up gorgeous, dream wedding gown.


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

Down to the color, I feel like we all had this pillowcase under our heads at at least one sleepover of the 1980s.


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

What are you looking at? What, my completely transparent lace suit? Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert.


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

And if you came upon this woman on the street, it would be a tough call: to stop her and whisper, "um, I think you forgot your camisole" or assume it was deliberate?


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

Aw, digging this nod to old-school Valentino glam.


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

This one? Yeah, not so much.


Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

For the arcangel in your life.

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