midweek madness this week in tabloids justin timberlake rihanna star in touch us ok! life & style kelly osbourne dancing with the stars mariah carey nick cannon jennifer aniston brad pitt angelina jolie gawker defamer

By Dodai Stewart Sep 30, 2009 2:00 PM 34,959

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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight.

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