11 New Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner'sDodai Stewart9/29/09 5:00pmFiled to: today in catalogsBroner'sChristmasChristmas ornamentsChristmas TreeShoppingCatalogscatalogTop1282EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkChristmas is here! Well, not here. But in mailboxes: The new Bronner's catalog has arrived, and some of the ornaments inside really embody the meaning of the holiday. If the holiday is about hanging strange things on a dead evergreen.Let's just say you're a kid, learning about religion, what B.C. means, and the birth of the baby Jesus and stuff. And maybe you learn that Santa Claus is based on Saint Nicolas and Kris Kringle, and that the modern image of Santa — as a jolly man in red — first became popular in 1881. Does Santa leaning over the baby Jesus in a manger make sense to you?Nothing says "Christmastime" or "Winter Wonderland" like a disembodied alien head. O come all ye faithful!This is when you know your love of TV has gone a tad too far. Surgically remove yourself from the couch and go outside.We've previously discussed the pizza and the Coke cans: I'll admit that N. — the Coca-Cola cup — is pretty cool. I have no problem with the mushroom, since they do grow on trees, but the tomato? No comprende.ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.