Phyllis Schlafly, Calendar Girl

Phyllis Schlafly is still standing up to evil, marriage-destroying feminists — and now she'll be doing it from the pages of a calendar. She'll be joined by 11 other "Great American Conservative Women," including...Carrie Prejean.

Schlafly hosted a conference called "How To Take Back America" last weekend, in which she said,

I submit to you that the feminist movement is the most dangerous, destructive force in our society today. [...] My analysis is that the gays are about 5% of the attack on marriage in this country, and the feminists are about 95%. [...] I'm talking about drugs, sex, illegitimacy, drop outs, poor grades, run away, suicide, you name it, every social ill comes out of the fatherless home.

If this helpful breakdown of the assault on marriage (could we have it in pie chart form?) just leaves you wanting more Phyllis, you can put her on your wall in 2010. The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute is now accepting pre-orders for its Great American Conservative Women calendar. For a "donation" of $25, you get not just Schlafly, but also Prejean, Michelle Malkin, Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, and many more — all, of course, modestly clad. Those who want to try before they buy can watch a video of the making of the calendar, though I can't say I recommend it. Prejean is reportedly Miss October — perfect for Halloween. We're not sure what month Schlafly graces, but she'd be a good choice for spring, when a feminist's mind turns to thoughts of destroyed marriages and fatherless homes.

Carrie Prejean — Conservative Calendar Girl [TMZ]
Right-Wing Icon Schlafly: Feminism Is ‘The Most Dangerous, Destructive Force In Our Society Today.' [Think Progress]
Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute [Calendar Page]