Former club kid and Heatherette designer Richie Rich showed his A Muse collection at New Zealand Fashion Week today, and if you're into bright colors, crazy patterns, men in teeny swim trunks and Pamela Anderson half-naked, you're in luck!

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

While some of the garments were totally insane, this little patterned number is actually wearable.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

And for a beachy, summery, easy look, it doesn't get much better than this.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

Team No Pants is winning. You realize that, right?

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

Bright, fun, youthful.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

May induce migraines.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

'Sup, Mr. Gratuitous Objectification.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

This dress is a little off, but also kind of sweet — it's some kooky girl's fantasy prom dress, rest assured.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

Smack as in smack your lips? Or smack as in, "You've gotta be on smack if you think this passes as a dress"?

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

'Sup, Mr. Scissors.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

I could see one of those Young Hollywood types rocking this at a party.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

'Sup, Mr. I'm Shy About My Package.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

Teen dream? Or sensory overload?

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

The weird thing about this collection is that the casual stuff is all street stencils and low-budget looking…

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

…And then there are some really elegant pieces that aren't a total joke.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

'Sup, Mr. Wedgie.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

'Sup, Mr. Strategically-Placed Sunglasses.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

Is this really what the world needs right now? I don't think so.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

On one hand, there's an unapologetic zest for zaniness and party-never-stops energy in this. On the other hand, for the love of Miami Vice! This is terrifying!

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

There's been a lot of electric blue on the runways, and I like it.

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

So Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich came out at the end of the show…

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

…And did whatever it is that you want to call this…

Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy

…And that's all she wrote.

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