Corsets. Daisy-Dukes. And lots of leathah. Dolce and Gabbana put the "Eurotrash" in "cowgirl," and the result was...beyond words.

You know who I can see in this? Jessica Simpson! If I were a designer, I know that's what I'd want to hear.


I think we were all thinking the same thing: what this needs is a fanny pack.


Leather eyelet short-shorts and a corset: I'd recommend this for meeting the in-laws.


Let's throw a little Ren-Faire in there while we're at it!


Oh yes, they did: bloomers.


This is perfectly cute!


Can you say "she's my cherry pie?" D&G can!


We call this one "roll in the hay."


The men, the jeans, the legend.

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