Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

My friend in Asia sent me the September issue of Bazaar Japan, with the coverline "First Lady Chic." Inside, there are "steal her style" stories for Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni. And a blonde doll taking over the White House.

Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

Even if you don't read Japanese, it's easy to get the gist of this "1 Month Review Of Carla" spread, and the editors put together a similar spread with Michelle Obama as the focus.


Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

The "get the look"-type pages for both Michelle and Carla are cute.


Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

But then there's this. A pale-skinned, blonde doll standing in front of a picture of the White House, clad in Louis Vuitton. You're thinking: "Yeah, but she's just posing. She's not replacing Michelle Obama."


Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

Okay then. What the hell is this?


Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

Don't worry, this doll gets around. She's also been seen with Sarkozy.


Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

And she works with kids… Well maybe she doesn't work with them, but she does pretend to reach out to them.

Even more troubling: Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni are not big enough dreams for this gal.

Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

She really wants to be Jacqueline Kennedy.

Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll

Or Paris Hilton.