Usually I get the "story" behind a collection, but Vivienne Westwood's hick chicks and urban femme fatales, shown yesterday in London, left me scratching my head. Maybe a girl moves from the farm to the big city? And goes nuts?

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Things start out innocently enough: This little plaid dress is actually wearable! Of course, she has a frog on her head.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

A cute polka-dot dress is saved from being too safe with quirky bodice, pockets, fabric folds and interesting hem.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

These ladies are from the country, but they're worldly, see?

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Then there's this: Punky black with a voodoo doll or something hanging from her neck.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

This is a jumper or a diaper or something. With a stuffed frog. The model is Pixie Geldof. I don't know what any of it means.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Once she lost her job as an extra for Newsies, she also lost her mind and started wearing her underwear on the outside.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Fingerpainting as a nostalgic nod to misspent youth? Or a pattern made by people crying out for help? You decide.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

No bank teller is going to hand over the cash if you're wearing diapers. It's just not going to happen.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Perfect for work, if your job involves spanking businessmen with a paddle.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Remember Pound Puppies? They came from the "pound," and you saved them by adopting them. This is Pants Puppy, whose only home is a pocket in Daisy Lowe's pants.

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Won't you please help?

Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In YouS

Well, at least the 68-year-old mother of punk looks pleased!

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