Yup, kids, amidst the glitz and glam, things got ugly. Really ugly.

Emmy Awards: The Ugly

Vyxsin Fiala is a technical "ugly," yes, and bonus points for pop-topping, but "deliberates" are really a sub-category.


Emmy Awards: The Ugly

Phoebe Price, on the other hand, seems to be in perpetual earnest. Therein lies her enduring fascination.


Emmy Awards: The Ugly

Shar Jackson's gown seems to be embellished with fishing lures.


Emmy Awards: The Ugly

Olivia Wilde's getup is like "David's Bridal" crossed with "hell."


Emmy Awards: The Ugly

Oy vey. Oy vey. Yes, this is Christina Applegate. And yes, she seems to have purchased this from that rack of forgotten bridesmaid's dresses that props up the wall at every Salvation Army.


Emmy Awards: The Ugly

It's impossible not to wonder if Kristen Quintrall sewed this herself. In which case, E for effort?

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