kids 351 9,612 Kid’s Hilarious Valentine Totally Nails the Parent-Child Relationship

dirt bag 307 20,716 Jennifer Aniston Says She’s Really Into ‘Laser Porn’

mother load 219 24,930 For How Many Seconds, Exactly, Can You Leave Your Baby Alone?

food 156 796 Bread: Another Food That Is Trying to Kill You

unforced errors 155 10,317 NBC Snubs Miss Deaf America During Super Bowl Broadcast

roe v world 146 19,170 Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bill

sex 120 30,223 Young People Totally Think They’re Infertile

rip 105 5,086 Florence Green, the Last Surviving WWI Veteran, Has Died at 110

ew 105 16,359 Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep

child abuse 95 22,006 Just How Bad Is Child Abuse in America? Very.

badvertising 88 15,304 Black Model Little More Than a Prop in Scottish Catalog

breast feeding 83 49,064 The Very Best Hat for a Breast-Feeding Baby

crime 82 3,145 Manhattan DA Will Not Charge Greg Kelly With Rape

babies 72 7,298 Spoon-Feeding Your Baby Will Probably Make Her Fat and Ruin Her Life

disgrace for the cure 72 30,277 Noted Liar Karen Handel Defensively Resigns From Komen

plan b 71 9,874 University Scandalizes Everyone With Whorish Plan B Vending Machine

Sid & Nancy 54 26,715 See 20-Year-Old Sid Vicious’ List of Reasons Why Nancy’s the Best

parenting 52 14,307 Woman Sues New York City for $900 Trillion

reader roundup 52 3,507 Comment of the Day: Get Ready to Celebrate ‘White People’s Day’