Last night, Kim hired a new nanny, and explained the essentials of the job ("helmets, answering the phone"). She wants "the cream of the crop" to watch her children, whom she keeps on a strict diet of fast food.

I love that Kim keeps talking about how her former nanny—whom she fired (via voicemail) a few episodes ago—left her child home alone to go buy "a tampon." Who sells loosies other than restroom vending machines?

Also, what the hell is suddenly going on with her lips? She swore up and down to Wendy Williams that she did not get them plumped.

Real Housewives: Kim Explains Her Parenting Philosophy