Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

The premiere of Gratuitous RemakeSorority Row at ArcLight Hollywood brought out a lot of starlets in various odd guises, and Rumer Willis looked amazing. But you don't have to take my word for it:

Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Short women can only wonder at the boldness of someone like Kaya Jones, who will voluntarily remove four inches of her height by means of black-hole booties.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

I'm hoping this gratuitous ruffle trend is short-lived, but I'm also hoping Working Girl ensembles like Leah Pipes' are eternal.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Keana Texeira's jolly goth flapper is a middle schooler's Hot Topic dream!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Casey Reinhardt's beggar maid would look considerably more put-together if the belt fit!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Margo Harshman's girdle swings a little Godfather II, but you can't beat an elegant column.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Briana Evigan's Mae West just cries out for a plumed headdress.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

I'm over trash bag chic, but there's something kind of adorable about Jamie Chung's frock.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Caroline D'Amore: bridal lingerie on top, milkmaid on the bottom!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Oh my gosh. Rumer Willis looks amazing. If she continues to wear ensembles this completely awesome, I will concede that, despite a lack of serious career, she deserves a place in the pop culture firmament.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Let's put it this way: in 9/10 of the pictures from this event, Carrie Fisher is giving the camera the finger.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority RowS

Demi Moore's dress is fussy and lumpy. And yet, she looks good. Discuss.

Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

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