Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

The premiere of Gratuitous RemakeSorority Row at ArcLight Hollywood brought out a lot of starlets in various odd guises, and Rumer Willis looked amazing. But you don't have to take my word for it:

Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Short women can only wonder at the boldness of someone like Kaya Jones, who will voluntarily remove four inches of her height by means of black-hole booties.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

I'm hoping this gratuitous ruffle trend is short-lived, but I'm also hoping Working Girl ensembles like Leah Pipes' are eternal.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Keana Texeira's jolly goth flapper is a middle schooler's Hot Topic dream!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Casey Reinhardt's beggar maid would look considerably more put-together if the belt fit!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Margo Harshman's girdle swings a little Godfather II, but you can't beat an elegant column.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Briana Evigan's Mae West just cries out for a plumed headdress.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

I'm over trash bag chic, but there's something kind of adorable about Jamie Chung's frock.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Caroline D'Amore: bridal lingerie on top, milkmaid on the bottom!


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Oh my gosh. Rumer Willis looks amazing. If she continues to wear ensembles this completely awesome, I will concede that, despite a lack of serious career, she deserves a place in the pop culture firmament.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Let's put it this way: in 9/10 of the pictures from this event, Carrie Fisher is giving the camera the finger.


Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

Demi Moore's dress is fussy and lumpy. And yet, she looks good. Discuss.

Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row

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