In the midst of some groundbreaking research into expensive shit, several staffers discovered that their copies of the September Harper's Bazaar jump from page 256 to page 295. So what's on those missing 39 pages? We speculate, after the jump.
The magazine's extant pages - remember, his is the most important issue of the year! - feature an interview with Leighton Meester, a makeover of Susan Boyle, and a safari-themed photo shoot with Naomi Campbell. But are pages 256-295 just vaporware, a way to inflate the page count in the face of sagging ad sales? Or might they contain one of these: