We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Eyes up! It's the only way you'll make it through the Opening Ceremony and Baaria Red Carpet of the 66th Venice Film Festival at the Sala Grande without feeling like a total Russ Meyer-style perv.

We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Maria Grazia Cucinotta is really wearing one of the breast best colors for a gown. Yes, the color is the most striking thing about her ensemble.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Eva Mendes pulls off this profusion of leopard. A bit confused by the rock headpiece.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

One thing I love about Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani (with Alain Elkann) - besides her mermaid hair - is that she's always smiling.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Does actress Nicole Grimaudo pull off Studio 54 Schoolgirl?


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Svetlana Hodchenkova looks like a (wicked) fairy princess. And it dips in the back. Gorgeous!


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Carla Fendi seems to have dressed around her Fendi. This is, as a rule, a very tricky
proposition.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Afef Jnifen's gown suffers from "beaded caterpillar syndrome." It also suffers from Rami syndrome, in which you can tell how much work went into something, but still don't like it.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

I'd comment on Patrizia Pellegrino's Vegas costume, but I'm too busy keeping my eyes fixed on her face. Where does "cleavage" end and just..."breasts" start?


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

I get what Laura Chiatti's doing here - but also, that it's objectively unflattering.


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Sandrine Bonnaire has also been attacked: by a sequin snake!


We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film FestivalS

Margareth Made has the right idea: get in as much white as possible before Monday! And she does look bridal-perfect...



We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film Festival

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