Filming for the Sex And The City sequel began today, and if you take a ludicrously close look at pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set, it's easy to see what's happening to her character!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie gets pineapple stuck in her teeth!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie ponders what it means that she was a poster child for the serial daters and now she's attached!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie meditates on whether it is possible to have it all!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie farts!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie wonders if her intestinal issues can be solved by some of that lady-yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis is always talking about! (Carrie also seems to be reenacting a Charlie! perfume commercial from the '70s!)

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie thinks Thoughts!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie makes a joke about being boring old married people and her husband Mr. Big merely tolerates her!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Mr. Big is all, "I hate it when you call me old, grumble grumble," and Carrie is like, "Not old for real, just older than I am, I mean you were on Law & Order since George Bush The First was in office"!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie says, "I have to go meet my ladyfriends now, because even though we constantly talk about men, and sometimes hate each other, we really only feel comfortable in each others' company. Also, I think I have to pee or poop" !

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie and Big hug! Big Big hug!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie loves being a girl about town!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Wood you believe Carrie bumps into her ex, woodworker Aidan?!?!? He's all bark and no bite!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Bye Aidan! Call me!"

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie tries to hail a cab!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Maybe it isn't irregularity and a lack of fiber. Maybe I'm PREGNANT!"

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie dreams of tiny cherubic babies doing baby things, like starring in baby fashion shows!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

But will a baby mean less room in the apartment for shoes?

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

OMG SHOES!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carrie's off to see if there's a little Big on the way!

"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo

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