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    Welcome To The Jungle, We've Got Video Games

    Apparently, in the advertising jungle of 1987, typing "up up down down left right left right B A" grants you access to a slightly insane Rambo-inspired outfit whilst playing Contra. Click to enlarge. [Vintage Ads]


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