On last night's episode, a 4-year-old girl was in a sexy cop costume, the back of which said, "bad cop, no donut." The mom's explanation of it was way more inappropriate: somehow "donut" is a synonym for "vagina."



Actually, this woman (unintentionally) makes everything sound dirty.


Her name is Kimberly, and she's the mother of 4-year-old Skylar. Kimberly takes pageants very seriously, which makes her nervous, jittery, and sort of crazed.

Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"

The Red Bull probably isn't helping.

Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"

Kimberly's husband is "not a pageant dad." From what he says about his misgivings, you can tell that he isn't really that concerned about the damaging effects pageants could have on his daughter as he was about the ones they could have on his wife, namely, obesity.