All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

Desperate Man-Hungry Loser Chases Guy Around World All About Steve - an insult to Bette Davis! - premiered last night at Mann's Chinese Theater. And yes, the duds on display were, ahem, worthy of the film's premise.

All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

Okay, so between Terri Seymour...


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

...and Nikka Costa, it seems clear that there was some kind of "batik preferred" addendum to the invitation.


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

Kerri Kenney has the frozen look of someone who just realized she's in All About Steve.


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

Rachel Spector (whom Getty ID's rather pointedly as "wife of former music producer Phil Spector") has encountered the dreaded Red Carpet Cat, who stalks 3rd-rate premieres shredding women's clothing.


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

Sara Sanderson's dress: evokes the song "Satin Doll," but this isn't necessarily a good thing. She said obscurely.


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

A loudly-patterned Edwardian jacket...a ruched corset...a miniscule Palm Beach-style purse...it must be full-time red-carpeter Kat Kramer!


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

The benefit of a jumpsuit like Katy Mixon's: you can make a quicker getaway before having to see the cast post-movie. Perhaps the primary benefit.


All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking MovieS

It's like Sandra Bullock went to her stylist and said, "I need an outfit that expresses the same judgment that led me to accept this role." And the stylist totally got her vision.

All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking Movie

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