Regarding wife Heidi Montag's first-ever "live" performance at the Miss Universe pageant, Spencer Pratt says that she's the "modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson." Does he mean she seemed dead? Because that's actually kind of accurate. Dancing Heidi gifs after the jump!



Back stage at the Miss Universe pageant, Heidi made this woman very uncomfortable when she began giving Spencer a lap dance.



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Spencer Pratt: "Heidi Is The New Michael Jackson, But Way Bigger"

Spencer Pratt: "Heidi Is The New Michael Jackson, But Way Bigger"

Videos courtesy of MTV/The After Show.