Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Nylon Magazine's parties always bring out the glam and the weird and the stars, and their TV Issue Party, at L.A.'s Mondrian Skybar, was no exception. Think Anna Paquin, Diablo Cody, Eliza Dushku, and many more delightfully bizarre ensembles!

Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

I'm glad Samaire Armstrong looks so happy; if I were weighted to the ground by a pair of two-ton lead diver's shoes, I'd be less sanguine.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Katie Cassidy's animal print may skew a little 80's-Barbie, but sometimes maybe that's what you want?


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

See, why did Kristin Cavallari's little tunic - otherwise quite unexceptionable - have to slit so far up the leg? It turns it into a "shirt" and thus, gross.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

I like that Diablo Cody seems to shop her closet/wear regular clothes half the time.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Jenna Dewan's ferocious expression suggests an elaborate revenge fantasy involving these boots.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

See, this is how we do it: if you're gonna go hog-wild with the shoes, go simple with the rest, like Eliza Dushku.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Let's be generous and assume the airline lost Shannon Elizabeth's luggage and she was forced to construct an outfit from these random bits and pieces. Otherwise, it's inexplicable.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Shenae Grimes: it's true, Sassy was awesome and the early 90s had some rad music. But, honey, it's over. It's gone.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

And report that to Anna Paquin. Although I don't know if her dress and I liked the same music.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

If I were Stephanie Jacobsen's parent, there's no way I'd let her leave the house wearing that face.


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Wow, has Bridget Marquardt gone demure since leaving the Mansion? (It's all relative)


Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!S

Aubrey O'Day's shoes match her lipstick. And both match Miami retiree.

Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!

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