The mythical and poetic comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Don't You Have To... Put It In?": "Won't The Ring get lost in the dark places of Mordor? Do we have to send in Aragorn to get it out?" You say: "Look, if Orlando Bloom really wants to join in the quest to get my ring out - I say bring it on." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Isle Of Bite: "There once was a dog from the Vineyard
who felt like a pirate out and inward
He dressed like Jack Sparrow
Roamed the streets broad and narrow
In search of a boat that points windward." You say: "The dog as Tyra wore wigs
But he did not care two figs
When the children asked in jest:
Are you in character or with Johnny you are obsessed?"

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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