On tonight's Miss Universe broadcast, Heidi Montag (who apparently has thrown in the towel on making the transition to "Heidi Pratt") performed her song "Body Language." She was better than Britney 2007 VMAs, but nowhere close to Britney 2000 VMAS.

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Heidi Montag Inadequately Bites Britney For Miss Universe Performance

Recap tomorrow.