The greatest show on earth has returned!
I went out and had a couple of beers. And now I'm gonna have a burger. And I'm gonna watch some FASHION, dammit! Let's do this.
Well that was fun. Thanks for playing, folks. Tim Gunn hugs!
Sheer nightgowns beat geodesic disco soccerballs every time.
Qristyl is safe, as is Ra'mon.
Johnny Meth: Safe.
Christopher won the challenge!
Lindsay is strangely lackluster, no?
Ra'mon is safe, obvs. Johnny Meth is gonna be okay. Everyone loves Christopher.
Did Ari say Nobel Peace Prize? AND DID LINDSAY GET SNIPPY????
Nina is not amused by Ari.
Qristyl is getting ripped apart. Heidi and Michael like Matthew's dress, and so does Nina. And so do I!
LINDSAY IS FROWNING.
No to Logan. No to Nicholas.
I like Christopher's and Louise's and the blonde lady who sent an old Hollywood dress out first. And Shirin. And Irina, though it's not made for someone with boobs. Boo on Ari. Sorry.
Michael! Nina! LINDSAY!
"I do not care what state of repair or disrepair people are in."
Wait. His model will be NUDE? Or wearing a toga?
Runway show day already! Will there be a last-minute twist?
Tim Gunn's pause for Qrystal's dress: Hilarious.
"Cruise line cocktail waitress."
"What's it gonna look like?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"No one can describe what I do." Yes, the vocabulary does not exist. That's it.
Tim Gunn's hugs are made of Unicorn sighs.
I know the answer to that question, by the way.
Why would they cast the guy in the throes of sobering up?
Oh but I like Qrystal too even if spelling her name gives me an aneurysm.
Tears already. Early faves, anyone? I am watching Louise, Epperson and Malvin, and not because they all have interesting hair.
If Tim Gunn says innovation is key, you better bring it!
"I don't sketch. I just try to meditate."
There's a Mood in L.A.? Who knew.
Emmys Red Carpet… this was… when? Dumb lawsuits keeping the show from airing so long.
Louise Black and Malvin should have a hair battle.
I love you Tim and Heidi. Why are you in L.A.? Sob.
Woodland fairies are blonde and from the South, that is what I have learned.
Epperson is 49!! Love it. It's never too late.
A tent. Water purification. Am I hearing correctly?
Malvin wins best hair.
Also: "I don't call it plus size. I call it plus sexy" is a great soundbite.
It's starting! All guys so far.
If there is a cuter pregnant person than Heidi Klum, don't tell me about it.
Crap. I wanted to watch the all-star challenge later, at my leisure. Now I know Korto is sad. Boo.