Take a look at the sex toy The Concubine Masturbator. Considering it contains breasts, a vagina, a penis, and a vibrator, we're really confused as to who this thing is actually marketed toward. [Buzzfeed]

This is a great masturbation device, a gorgeous pair of plump life size breasts with a pussy in a realistic flesh colour, and also has an integral multispeed vibrator for extra sensations! Slide your hard erection in between these pert babies and thrust into the hot pussy, your dreams will come turn as the vibrations tease your erection to fullness and you work your way towards that urgent ejaculation!