Typically, when a woman ends up with 14 children, it's because someone else screwed her. On August 19, Fox will air Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage (!!!), a two-hour documentary on Nadya Suleman that looks very depressing…and loud.

Of her bad-idea-jeans choice to implant herself — already a single mother with six children — with a slew of embryos, Suleman says, "because I see my older kids and I see how they're negatively affected and I resent myself. I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives. I have to put up this strong facade and pretend like i don't regret it."

To drive that point home further:

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