Cakepie and piecake for all:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Biblical Proportions: "Of course! It's right in the masthead: Celebrity, Sex and Death Panels for Women." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Self Editor Says Photoshopped Covers Capture "Essence Of You At Your Best": "I wonder if Danziger has one of those frantic-Cathy faux-womanspirational magnets on her fridge: 'Inside every fat woman is a skinny woman just waiting to be photoshopped onto the cover of Self!'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to : "My Male Re-Tooling of the Titles on the New York Time's Best Sellers:
Top 5 at a Glance
1. THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE, by Stieg Larsson
THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH MY BALLS(...AND BY 'GIRL' I MEAN WOMAN OF A LEGAL AGE)
2. THE DEFECTOR, by Daniel Silva
THE DEFECATORS
3. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, by Jennifer Weiner
BEST FRIENDS UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED
4. THE HELP, by Kathryn Stockett
THE WIFE
5. SWIMSUIT, by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro
...THIS will probably sell as is."

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