The girls from the Cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model have been revealed. This time around the show, which premieres September 9, will only feature women between 5'2 and 5'7. Pack your bags, y'all, for after the jump!
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois (currently Brooklyn, New York)
This is the cycle of the "short models," all 5'7 and under.
Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina (currently Washington, D.C.)
This bald Bianca doesn't come with a medical wig.
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
I bet they try to make this girl look punk and edgy but they wind up doing some fucked up Victor/Victoria shit to her.
Hometown: Louisville, Colorado
This girl looks like she calls "pot" grass.
Hometown: Plantation, Florida (currently Fort Lauderdale, Florida)
Occupation: Cheer Instructor
"Hay, girl, hay" at the mall pose!? Miss J is gonna flog her for that with a whip made of old Tyra hair. (Recycling is green. Social responsibility, y'all.)
Hometown: Queens, New York
Another "hay, girl, hay"!? Do these girls not watch this show? For all the flip-flopping Tyra and Co. do over things like "tension," short necks, spaced teeth, and eye-smiling, they have always maintained a firm stance of anti-"hay, girl, hay."
Hometown: Woodland, California
Occupation: Customer Service
See! This girl gets Tyra's "teaches" that there are subtle—almost minor and barely different—ways to change one's bad pose into something that appears to be proof that Tyra knows what the fuck she's talking about.
Hometown: Stanford, Kentucky
At least one of these girls will be told that her hair makes her look short.
Hometown: Fort Wayne, Indiana (currently Chicago, Illinois)
Kelly Bensimon? What?
Hometown: Kenosha, Wisconsin (currently Spring Grove, Illinois)
Actually, I bet all of these girls will be really awesome walkers, since they're short and wear heels all the time. In past cycles, the girls who sucked at walking always said that it was because they never wore heels. Fuck, how awesome is it that a talking point of this show is whether or not the people competing are "good" at walking.
Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (currently New York, New York)
From first impressions alone (by which I mean, this jpeg), this girl is my favorite. I love that she's in the middle of changing her mind about elbow placement, and that's the best they could grab of her. She's already so rattled about making the right choices!
Hometown: Livermore, California (currently Santa Clara, California)
"Leaving the bathroom, secretly passing off the baggie" pose is not what this competition is about. It's about role models under 5'7. Got it?
Hometown: Bakersfield, California
This girl was named after her mother's love of ice cream and affordable foreign cars.
Hometown: Rochester, Minnesota
For someone who is a professional question mark, she's not being bendy enough.
Meet The Models: ANTM Cycle 13 (The Midget Season) [ONTD]